Oh look, The diction-fairy (never judge a girl by her cover) XD
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👤︎ u/Yugvijay
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Pretentious diction

Is an example of pretentious diction

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👤︎ u/azgofk
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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Pulp Diction
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👤︎ u/megabits
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Read this in my "speech and diction" book this morning: "Never touch a sleeping sea snake"

"You'll feel eel at ease"

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📅︎ Feb 10 2015
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Bob takes a stroll while talking about an old shoot 'em up

Yeah, he's a walking Contra-diction.

Alternative for the logic nerds:

Bob is always honest, and he says he doesn't like shoot 'em ups. His identical twin Joe says he loves shoot 'em ups. How do we know Joe is honest? Because if something is true, then so is its Contra-positive.

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📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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Pun-ishing rant to those who think puns aren't funny, for them to use as an example.

I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.

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📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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You know why English majors shouldn't smoke?

They suffer from a diction.

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👤︎ u/JonGhost
📅︎ Jun 30 2016
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