I had a friend who got paid by the letter to write a phonics manual

To make a little extra cash he wrote a rhotic r on the side

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I went fishing. I was out of worms, but was saving a can of alphabet soup for lunch, so I put some letters on the line and hoped for the best. Moments later, I caught a whopper, and boy, he started talking! The fish said:

"Hooked on phonics worked for me!"

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Our dog's name is Polly

What is it called if I forget to feed her?

Polly no-meal.

I'm using a new method to teach her how to read:

Polly phonics.

What do we call her when she sneaks out of the yard?

Polly gone.

My wife only laughed at the last one but my 7yo daughter thinks they're all awesome.

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