My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?
Because they always get lost at C.
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
‘B’, because it makes oil boil.
I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.
No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao
What do you call Japanese alphabet soup?
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
This summer when I dug potatoes from my garden, they all were shaped like a letter from the alphabet...
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
Y'all ever hear of the Christmas alphabet?
ABCDEFGHIJK MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
I'm preparing to teach my son the alphabet.
All the letters of the alphabet walk into a bar. Why does only one of them get a drink?
Because the bartender keeps saying, “Can I get U anything?”
My wife said the “E” was missing from my sons alphabet set.
I replied, “No way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!”
I have an alphabet grenade
if that goes off it could spell disaster
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
I told the alphabet to my crush…
She said I missed out the letters, U R A Q T, I responded with “thanks!”
When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"
I guess that's where I draw the line.
I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet
Why do pirates live the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C
No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.
My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
Where do aliens and alphabets go party
The alphabet is terrifying.
If a programmer could rearrange the alphabet, they'd put U and I together.
User Interface is important to them.
Me - "Whats a pirates favorite letter of tha alphabet?"
Friend - " Rrrrr "
Me - " aye ye think that but it be the C "
Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet ?
No? K.
(If they ask why, just say no, that’s a different joke)
You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....
I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday
And this morning I had a huge vowel movement.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
Don’t really know Y :/ (first post here)
Once I was so dehydrated, I couldn’t even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.
I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.
Why can't you trust the alphabet soup?
There are so many M-pastas.
My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.
But atleast she has a smoothie
What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?
"P" because even Superman can't hold it forever!!!
I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
If you see the second letter of the alphabet
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they get lost at "c"
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
Why can’t pirates complete the alphabet song?
Because they get lost at C
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they got lost at C!
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I know all 25 letters of the alphabet....
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
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