a Vitamin C pun
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Why is Dark spelled with a βKβ and not a βCβ?
Because you canβt βCβ in the dark
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︎ Apr 22 2021
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy
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︎ Mar 09 2021
My GF dressed up as a police woman and told me I was under arrest under the suspicion that I was good in bed c
After 3 mins all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Did you hear about the chemist at -273.15 degree C?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
G β A β B β C β D β E β G β F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
So, if you put Arlington County in Virginia together with Washington, D.C.,
Could that area be called AC/DC?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I hate going to M.C.Hammers house...
He won't let me touch anything.
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︎ May 05 2021
My friend and I were having a conversation on a hot summer day but when the A/C brokeβ¦
our conversation turned into a heated conversation
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︎ May 01 2021
I've had M.C. Hammer music in my head so much today that's it's giving me a headache. I took 2 Tylenol, but....
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︎ Apr 24 2021
It is I-C-Y outside
I-C-Y people want to stay indoors, next to the fire
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︎ Feb 09 2021
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.
-Dad, what are you doing?
-Listening to AC/DC.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I c
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Whatβs with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C
Everyone thought he was crazy but he was 0K
Taken from u/HassanMehdi on r/technicallythetruth
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Ah I C what you did there
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
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︎ Dec 25 2020
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
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︎ Oct 16 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
2018: Β« Yo, dude, get woke. Β» 2019: Β« C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! Β» 2020: Β«... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. Β»
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︎ Nov 18 2020
3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens.
If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
English for foreigners... When do S and C sound the same?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
So you know the programming language C...
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Gourd on Ram C
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
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︎ Sep 11 2020
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy, but he was 0K.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C
everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Mar 03 2021
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C
Because you canβt c in the dark
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︎ Jul 26 2019
If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you canβt C in the dark
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