My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
After eating alphabet soup....
....the next time I pooped I had a vowel movement. But I'm a bit worried that all the other letters still haven't come out. It's been a while now so I went to see my doctor. He said it wasn't a big deal. I was just a little consonantipated.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you call Japanese alphabet soup?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Youβve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....
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︎ Mar 13 2020
My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday
And this morning I had a huge vowel movement.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why can't you trust the alphabet soup?
There are so many M-pastas.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
When I was little my parents always have me alphabet soup claiming that I liked it but they were just...
...putting words in my mouth
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︎ Aug 03 2020
My parents would always feed me alphabet soup when I was younger and theyβd insist that I liked it
But I didnβt! All they were doing was putting words in my mouth!
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
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︎ Jan 16 2020
I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup
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︎ Apr 03 2020
I just threw up a bunch of alphabet soup
I think I may have Smith-Corona virus
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︎ Feb 24 2020
My mother likes to tell people when I was little that I told her I loved her alphabet soup.
I didnβt, she just likes putting words in my mouth.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
My Alphabet soup took a poop the other day
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︎ Jan 23 2020
When I eat alphabet soup I only eat the A E I O U (and sometimes Y) out of it
So later I can have a nice big vowel movement.
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Affectionately,
Dad
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︎ Dec 05 2019
I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup
Iβm in for an intense vowel movement later
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︎ Oct 05 2018
For Christmas dinner, we all had a bowl of alphabet soup.
Unfortunately, in my soup, there was Noel.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
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︎ Oct 29 2018
Heck man, I had 4 cans of alphabet soup earlier and now I have huge vowel movements
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︎ Oct 18 2019
I ate too much alphabet soup last night
My next vowel movement could spell disaster
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︎ Sep 01 2018
I ate too much alphabet soup
Now Iβm sitting on the toilet with a massive vowel movement....
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︎ Apr 02 2019
My daughter hates soup alphabet, but when I am feeding her, I am saying she loves it.
I guess I am putting words in her mouth.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
My son says he hates alphabet soup, though hes never even tried it
Well he's going to eat his words
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︎ Aug 11 2018
Did you hear about the guy who hated alphabet soup?
Letβs just say that heβs eating his words now.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
My son had a lot of alphabet soup today at school.
He came home and complained of vowel movements.
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︎ Apr 12 2018
I ate alphabet soup with no consonants...
I went to the bathroom and had the best vowel movement.
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︎ Feb 14 2019
A can of alphabet soup goes to see the doctor.
He complains about having stomach problems. The doctor asks, "When was your last vowel movement?"
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︎ Jan 06 2018
I ate four cans of alphabet soup.
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︎ Aug 30 2018
My friend got angry because I put some of my alphabet soup into his car.
He's got a B in his bonnet.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
So a guy mixed together laxatives and alphabet soup....
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︎ Nov 06 2018
I ate some alphabet soup last night for supper, I think it may have been expired......
Immediately after I felt sick and had a vowel movement. I better be careful because my next dump might spell disaster.
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︎ Mar 21 2018
When I was little,my father used to feed me alphabet soup,claiming that I loved it.
I didn't.
He was just putting words in my mouth.
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︎ Jun 08 2018
When I eat alphabet soup, I like to eat the O's. But not the sad O's, just the cheeriO's
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︎ Aug 03 2018
Mom used to feed me alphabet soup because she said I really liked it.
I think she was just putting words in my mouth.
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︎ Jun 06 2018
Iβve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it, but they were just...
...putting words in my mouth.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Have you heard what Japan have instead of alphabet soup?
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︎ Dec 31 2019
I'm sure you've heard of alphabet soup. Now get ready for..
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︎ Sep 14 2019
My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
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︎ Mar 30 2019
Alphabet Soup is great an all..
But, I prefer Times New Ramen.
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︎ Dec 13 2019
I have recently combined my laxative with my alphabet soup.
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︎ Mar 08 2019
I combined laxatives and alphabet soup.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
You've heard of Alphabet Soup...
... now get ready for Times New Ramen
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︎ Nov 04 2018
I had 4 cans of alphabet soup this morning...
Now I'm having a huge vowel movement.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Have you ever heard of alphabet soup?
Welp, get ready for Times New Ramen.
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︎ Jan 08 2019
I combined a laxative with alphabet soup...
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︎ Mar 11 2019
You've heard of alphabet soup
Get ready for times new ramen.
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︎ Nov 07 2018
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