I told my wife, “From here on, I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order.”
She said, “Where will you find the time?”
Me: Easy. Right next to the sage.
Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
I’ve started growing herbs in my garden. To help identify them i’m growing them in alphabetical order. My neighbour asked me, how you find the time. I said, easy, it’s right here next to the sage.
Nurse: Okay doc, here's the list of heart and kidney donors in alphabetical order
Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)
I know a man who organizes his spice rack in alphabetical order
I don’t know where he finds the thyme
Recently, I have started gardening and started to plant all my herbs in alphabetical order. People often ask how I find the time.
I tell them “it’s next to the sage”
Dyslexia is an Alphabetical Disorder.
Did you hear about the pirate who had trouble with the alphabet?
He always got lost at sea!
Why does it take sailors ages to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
Which letter of the alphabet is the most curious?
Teacher: Sing the alphabet.
Student: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, phosphorus, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
Teacher: How did you say phosphorus instead of L, M, N, O, and P?
Student: Because phosphorus is EL-EM-EN-TAL P.
My embarrassing hobby is covering the fifth letter of the alphabet in a thin layer of gold …
Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25
How many letters are in the English alphabet?
The Beatles tried recording an alphabet song....
But never made it past the Letter B Letter B Letter B Letter B
(Sing it you know you want to!)
What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
You think it's R, but actually it's the C
Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?
Because they always get lost at C.
So I once sent someone a joke about the alphabet in the mail...
but I guess they never got the letters.
My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
What does Woody do when he has to choose a random letter of the alphabet?
Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?
After eating alphabet soup....
....the next time I pooped I had a vowel movement. But I'm a bit worried that all the other letters still haven't come out. It's been a while now so I went to see my doctor. He said it wasn't a big deal. I was just a little consonantipated.
To get over my divorce, I keep telling myself 25 letters of the alphabet
Avoiding the X helps a lot
What letter of the alphabet does Beyonce get stuck at?
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.
No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao
What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
‘B’, because it makes oil boil.
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
I'm preparing to teach my son the alphabet.
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
What do you call Japanese alphabet soup?
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
This summer when I dug potatoes from my garden, they all were shaped like a letter from the alphabet...
I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
I told my wife I was going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order. She said "Where would you find the time ?"
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
I told my wife, “I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.”
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “That should be easy. Next to the sage.”
I told my wife that I’m going to arrange all the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
I plant my herbs in alphabetical order
You might ask how i find the time
It's easy it's right there next to the sage
People often say to me after rearranging my garden in alphabetical order, how did I find the time.
I said it is there next to the sage.
I like to plant my herbs in alphabetical order
Someone asked me ‘Where do you find the time’
I said ‘Right next to the sage’
I told my wife that I'm going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on. She asked, "Where will you find the time?"
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet...
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I only know 25 letters in the alphabet.
I commissioned an artist to make me a set of letters of the alphabet out of cast iron.
I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.
I'm missing the iron E.
I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why does it take forever for pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because pirates can spend years at C.
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Most think it's the R.
I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
If you see the second letter of the alphabet
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