She said, “Where will you find the time?”
Me: Easy. Right next to the sage.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)
I don’t know where he finds the thyme
I tell them “it’s next to the sage”
Me: Nope!
it's the same thing, but in alphabetical order like it should be
A guy walks into a bar on Ash Wednesday and orders a beer. "I'm really having a hard time trying to decide what to give up for Lent," he tells the bartender. "Well let me tell you a little cautionary tale about giving things up for Lent," the bartender says. "A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition. This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow... "
When you get to the obituaries pause and say "hmm" like you see something interesting.
Wife or kids will say "what?" and you say "they all died in alphabetical order!"
It gets better after the 5th or 20th time.
The only ones who didn't respond were the letters T, X and Y.
So W and Z ordered 23 catered meals: 2 for them and 21 for their guests.
The wedding was great, but there was trouble at the reception. The letter T came, even though she didn't RSVP.
When the meals were being passed out, the chef served the groom (W) and bride (Z) first, then asked everyone else to line up alphabetically to come get their prepared plates. As the last two letters approached the chef, he said "there must be a mistake. I only have one meal left." Just then, T grabbed the last meal, and rudely said to the other letter "Sucks to be U."
"Have you tried the Alphabetical Order House dictionary? It's way easier to find stuff."
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “That should be easy. Next to the sage.”
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
You might ask how i find the time It's easy it's right there next to the sage
I said it is there next to the sage.
Someone asked me ‘Where do you find the time’
I said ‘Right next to the sage’
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
It’s like OCD. But the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.
It's a lot like OCD, but I've put it in alphabetical order.
It's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order. As the should be!
