Did you hear about the pirate who had trouble with the alphabet?
He always got lost at sea!
Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25
What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
You think it's R, but actually it's the C
So I once sent someone a joke about the alphabet in the mail...
but I guess they never got the letters.
I commissioned an artist to make me a set of letters of the alphabet out of cast iron.
I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.
I'm missing the iron E.
Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?
Because they always get lost at C.
My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
Why does it take forever for pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because pirates can spend years at C.
What does Woody do when he has to choose a random letter of the alphabet?
Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
After eating alphabet soup....
....the next time I pooped I had a vowel movement. But I'm a bit worried that all the other letters still haven't come out. It's been a while now so I went to see my doctor. He said it wasn't a big deal. I was just a little consonantipated.
To get over my divorce, I keep telling myself 25 letters of the alphabet
Avoiding the X helps a lot
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.
No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao
What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
‘B’, because it makes oil boil.
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
What do you call Japanese alphabet soup?
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
I'm preparing to teach my son the alphabet.
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
This summer when I dug potatoes from my garden, they all were shaped like a letter from the alphabet...
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
My wife said the “E” was missing from my sons alphabet set.
I replied, “No way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!”
Y'all ever hear of the Christmas alphabet?
ABCDEFGHIJK MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
I have an alphabet grenade
if that goes off it could spell disaster
During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?
All the letters of the alphabet walk into a bar. Why does only one of them get a drink?
Because the bartender keeps saying, “Can I get U anything?”
You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....
No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.
The alphabet is terrifying.
When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"
I guess that's where I draw the line.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I only know 25 letters in the alphabet.
I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Most think it's the R.
I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
If you see the second letter of the alphabet
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they get lost at "c"
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet
Why do pirates live the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C
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