My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
After eating alphabet soup....
....the next time I pooped I had a vowel movement. But I'm a bit worried that all the other letters still haven't come out. It's been a while now so I went to see my doctor. He said it wasn't a big deal. I was just a little consonantipated.
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
What do you call Japanese alphabet soup?
You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....
My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday
And this morning I had a huge vowel movement.
Why can't you trust the alphabet soup?
There are so many M-pastas.
When I was little my parents always have me alphabet soup claiming that I liked it but they were just...
...putting words in my mouth
My parents would always feed me alphabet soup when I was younger and they’d insist that I liked it
But I didn’t! All they were doing was putting words in my mouth!
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup
I just threw up a bunch of alphabet soup
I think I may have Smith-Corona virus
My mother likes to tell people when I was little that I told her I loved her alphabet soup.
I didn’t, she just likes putting words in my mouth.
When I eat alphabet soup I only eat the A E I O U (and sometimes Y) out of it
So later I can have a nice big vowel movement.
😎
Affectionately,
Dad
My Alphabet soup took a poop the other day
I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup
I’m in for an intense vowel movement later
For Christmas dinner, we all had a bowl of alphabet soup.
Unfortunately, in my soup, there was Noel.
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
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Heck man, I had 4 cans of alphabet soup earlier and now I have huge vowel movements
I ate too much alphabet soup last night
My next vowel movement could spell disaster
I ate too much alphabet soup
Now I’m sitting on the toilet with a massive vowel movement....
My daughter hates soup alphabet, but when I am feeding her, I am saying she loves it.
I guess I am putting words in her mouth.
My son says he hates alphabet soup, though hes never even tried it
Well he's going to eat his words
Did you hear about the guy who hated alphabet soup?
Let’s just say that he’s eating his words now.
My son had a lot of alphabet soup today at school.
He came home and complained of vowel movements.
I ate alphabet soup with no consonants...
I went to the bathroom and had the best vowel movement.
A can of alphabet soup goes to see the doctor.
He complains about having stomach problems. The doctor asks, "When was your last vowel movement?"
I ate four cans of alphabet soup.
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My friend got angry because I put some of my alphabet soup into his car.
He's got a B in his bonnet.
So a guy mixed together laxatives and alphabet soup....
I ate some alphabet soup last night for supper, I think it may have been expired......
Immediately after I felt sick and had a vowel movement. I better be careful because my next dump might spell disaster.
When I was little,my father used to feed me alphabet soup,claiming that I loved it.
I didn't.
He was just putting words in my mouth.
When I eat alphabet soup, I like to eat the O's. But not the sad O's, just the cheeriO's
Mom used to feed me alphabet soup because she said I really liked it.
I think she was just putting words in my mouth.
I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it, but they were just...
...putting words in my mouth.
Have you heard what Japan have instead of alphabet soup?
I'm sure you've heard of alphabet soup. Now get ready for..
My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
Alphabet Soup is great an all..
But, I prefer Times New Ramen.
I have recently combined my laxative with my alphabet soup.
I combined laxatives and alphabet soup.
You've heard of Alphabet Soup...
... now get ready for Times New Ramen
I had 4 cans of alphabet soup this morning...
Now I'm having a huge vowel movement.
I combined a laxative with alphabet soup...
Have you ever heard of alphabet soup?
Welp, get ready for Times New Ramen.
You've heard of alphabet soup
Get ready for times new ramen.
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