Now he is broken.
An eh-mu
Now he is just Mu.
The one with the smallest mu.
Then my desserts will have come full circle.
Where does the barber stash his money?
in his muSTACHE
Β΅-slim
Simbaβs dad, he can Mu-fasa than everybody else
Because their Mu's slim
In case you are wondering, Mu is mouth in Hindi.
Mu-lawn.
because he couldn't Mu fasta
After the fasting you become even more muSlim
Me and my family are from Krasnoyarsk, Russia. But I've known English most of my life by now. My dad, however, is from Georgia, and thinks its hilarious to play on Russian words. I recently got a new Mazda Miata. Every Tim he sees it, he says "Nice car, man!" In Russian. Car=ΠΌΠ°ΡΠΈΠ½Π°(Ma-shee-na) Man=ΠΌΡΠΆΡΠΈΠ½Π°(Mu-zh-chee-na) Get it? Nice musheena, musheena! He won't stop.
He sent me this pic: http://imgur.com/MuXVhX0
For those that don't get it, it's Avogadro's constant, whose value is: 6.022141Γ10^23. This number represents the number of atoms in one gram of Carbon-12.
My daughter had just vacated a chair, and my wife was trying to move it with her foot. She turns to me and asks, "Is your leg on the chair?" I said, "No." She asks, "Why can't I move it?" I jokingly replied, "Because you're weak?" And then, inspiration hit: "Don't blame it on me, blame it on mu." She just shook her head while I laughed.
