I can not believe mu luck
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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What do you call a Canadian emu?

An eh-mu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creeper321448
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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My Muslim friend starts eating much junk food.

Now he is just Mu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mighty__Tor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Three cats are on a roof. Which one slides off first?

The one with the smallest mu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caraknowsbest
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Barber Joke

Where does the barber stash his money?

in his muSTACHE

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squrr1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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What did scar say to mufasa when he was driving slow?

Mu-fasta.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Who is the fastest Disney character?

Simba’s dad, he can Mu-fasa than everybody else

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlykelc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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What are they calling that new diet pill developed by a team of Greek and Iranian scientists?

Β΅-slim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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From my 8yo daughter: What is grass’ favorite Disney movie?

Mu-lawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Why did Simba's Dad in The Lion King die?.....

because he couldn't Mu fasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlwinans
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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A lame play on Russian words

Me and my family are from Krasnoyarsk, Russia. But I've known English most of my life by now. My dad, however, is from Georgia, and thinks its hilarious to play on Russian words. I recently got a new Mazda Miata. Every Tim he sees it, he says "Nice car, man!" In Russian. Car=машина(Ma-shee-na) Man=ΠΌΡƒΠΆΡ‡ΠΈΠ½Π°(Mu-zh-chee-na) Get it? Nice musheena, musheena! He won't stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luca20
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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My dad wants to know if he should get "this mole" checked out...

He sent me this pic: http://imgur.com/MuXVhX0

For those that don't get it, it's Avogadro's constant, whose value is: 6.022141Γ—10^23. This number represents the number of atoms in one gram of Carbon-12.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterchief117
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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Don't blame it on me

My daughter had just vacated a chair, and my wife was trying to move it with her foot. She turns to me and asks, "Is your leg on the chair?" I said, "No." She asks, "Why can't I move it?" I jokingly replied, "Because you're weak?" And then, inspiration hit: "Don't blame it on me, blame it on mu." She just shook her head while I laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicktish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2015
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