21 Hilarious Kung Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice

Orzo it seems

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👤︎ u/thebobstu

📅︎ Nov 09 2020

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What's the most inappropriate shaolin animal kung fu style?

Dogstyle

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👤︎ u/afilipinoweeb

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting

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👤︎ u/wbchen

📅︎ Feb 02 2020

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I met a Kung Fu master who has stayed in 30 yurts in the last 30 days

He's on a roundhouse kick.

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👤︎ u/JimmyDabomb

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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Kung Flu

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👤︎ u/RajuNeupane

📅︎ Jan 25 2020

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Kung FLU fighting

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👤︎ u/pianotoona

📅︎ Jan 30 2020

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What happens when Po from kung fu panda acts like a jerk?

He becomes a skadouchebag

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👤︎ u/Phail64endo

📅︎ Mar 22 2020

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What do you call a kung-fu match between a married couple?

Marital Arts!

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👤︎ u/yungWilly2004

📅︎ Apr 29 2020

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What is the best kung fu vegetable?

Brocc Lee

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👤︎ u/MSeigel

📅︎ Nov 18 2019

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What kind of beverage do kung Fu masters drink?

Wataaaaaaaaa!

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👤︎ u/KVsReddit

📅︎ Nov 07 2019

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Kung Fu Panda shouldn’t have been set in China

He really belongs in Poland.

Courtesy: my 10 year old.

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👤︎ u/DiFraggiPrutto

📅︎ Sep 07 2019

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There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s kind of.. Kung-Fusing

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👤︎ u/1ky1e1

📅︎ May 30 2019

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What Did the Kung Fu Chicken Call His Master?

Hensei.

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👤︎ u/Danieboy

📅︎ Oct 06 2018

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What do you call a Kung fu vegetable?

What do you call a kung fu vegetable? Brock Lee!

(Brock Lee is said like broccoli)

I'd live to know if this is any good because I think this is a original?

How I came up with the joke (if you carrot all): I thought of it while eating broccoli and watching Naruto. (There is a character named Rock Lee and the joke soon came to light)

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👤︎ u/entega

📅︎ Oct 10 2016

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Hibachi chefs practice Kung Food.

(I know Kung Fu is Chinese, but close enough for puns)

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👤︎ u/GeckoDeLimon

📅︎ Jan 12 2017

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