A list of puns related to "Kung Fu"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
Dogstyle
He's on a roundhouse kick.
He becomes a skadouchebag
Marital Arts!
Brocc Lee
Wataaaaaaaaa!
He really belongs in Poland.
Courtesy: my 10 year old.
Hensei.
What do you call a kung fu vegetable? Brock Lee!
(Brock Lee is said like broccoli)
I'd live to know if this is any good because I think this is a original?
How I came up with the joke (if you carrot all): I thought of it while eating broccoli and watching Naruto. (There is a character named Rock Lee and the joke soon came to light)
In no time, I was HI-YA'd!
Kung Fu Man Chew
Kid in the class: βoh you lived in Japan, do you know Kung fu?β
Professor: βno. I didnβt know Kung fu, but I knew his brother Harryβ
βNo but I know a little Kung Fuβ used hand motions and everything.
(I know Kung Fu is Chinese, but close enough for puns)
Brocc lee
Brocc Lee.
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