20 Hilarious Fu Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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You may be a dabbler in google fu.

But I'm a black belt in bingjutsu, Yahfu, YouTujutsu, and tae Qwant do.

I was taught by a legendary master named DuckDuckGoku.

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👤︎ u/copenhagen_bram

📅︎ May 07 2021

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Got anxiety and you've run out of things to Fu Man-chew?

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👤︎ u/DadPunsAreBadPuns

📅︎ Nov 06 2020

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What's the most inappropriate shaolin animal kung fu style?

Dogstyle

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👤︎ u/afilipinoweeb

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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I met a Kung Fu master who has stayed in 30 yurts in the last 30 days

He's on a roundhouse kick.

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👤︎ u/JimmyDabomb

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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Every bunny was king fu fighting

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👤︎ u/dejaentendood

📅︎ May 23 2019

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What is the best kung fu vegetable?

Brocc Lee

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👤︎ u/MSeigel

📅︎ Nov 18 2019

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What do you call a kung-fu match between a married couple?

Marital Arts!

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👤︎ u/yungWilly2004

📅︎ Apr 29 2020

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By the power of my pun fu

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👤︎ u/KiwiChoppa147

📅︎ Mar 11 2019

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Vegan's with foot-fetishes might prefer toe-fu.

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👤︎ u/ClickedRandomly

📅︎ Aug 19 2019

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What kind of beverage do kung Fu masters drink?

Wataaaaaaaaa!

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👤︎ u/KVsReddit

📅︎ Nov 07 2019

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Kung Fu Panda shouldn’t have been set in China

He really belongs in Poland.

Courtesy: my 10 year old.

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👤︎ u/DiFraggiPrutto

📅︎ Sep 07 2019

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What do you call a fir tree that knows king fu?

Spruce Lee

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👤︎ u/VadeRetroLupa

📅︎ Dec 14 2018

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What Did the Kung Fu Chicken Call His Master?

Hensei.

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👤︎ u/Danieboy

📅︎ Oct 06 2018

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What do you call a Kung fu vegetable?

What do you call a kung fu vegetable? Brock Lee!

(Brock Lee is said like broccoli)

I'd live to know if this is any good because I think this is a original?

How I came up with the joke (if you carrot all): I thought of it while eating broccoli and watching Naruto. (There is a character named Rock Lee and the joke soon came to light)

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👤︎ u/entega

📅︎ Oct 10 2016

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If you learned to do Kung Fu just one toe, would that be considered “To-Fu”?

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👤︎ u/sj11792

📅︎ Nov 20 2017

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What do you call a red head who knows king fu?

A ginja.

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👤︎ u/supermarketgangbang

📅︎ Feb 02 2016

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My dad on vegetarians "There are a lot of "fu"s in China"

my sister- "why?"

My dad- "so they can all eat their "toes"! "

My sister- "what? "

My dad- "the fu's toes!"

Me- "toes of fu. Tofu."

My dad laughs at us for not getting it immediately.

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👤︎ u/mr_butter_fingers

📅︎ Jul 07 2014

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Who is the best kung fu vegetable?

Brocc lee

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👤︎ u/ZERO_Dementia

📅︎ Jan 21 2020

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Who was the best Kung fu Vegetable?

Brocc Lee.

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👤︎ u/ArkLinux

📅︎ Aug 18 2017

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