Got anxiety and you've run out of things to Fu Man-chew?
What's the most inappropriate shaolin animal kung fu style?
Dogstyle
I met a Kung Fu master who has stayed in 30 yurts in the last 30 days
He's on a roundhouse kick.
What happens when Po from kung fu panda acts like a jerk?
He becomes a skadouchebag
What do you call a kung-fu match between a married couple?
Marital Arts!
What is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc Lee
Every bunny was king fu fighting
Vegan's with foot-fetishes might prefer toe-fu.
What kind of beverage do kung Fu masters drink?
Wataaaaaaaaa!
Kung Fu Panda shouldnβt have been set in China
He really belongs in Poland.
Courtesy: my 10 year old.
What do you call a fir tree that knows king fu?
Spruce Lee
What Did the Kung Fu Chicken Call His Master?
Hensei.
What do you call a Kung fu vegetable?
What do you call a kung fu vegetable? Brock Lee!
(Brock Lee is said like broccoli)
I'd live to know if this is any good because I think this is a original?
How I came up with the joke (if you carrot all): I thought of it while eating broccoli and watching Naruto. (There is a character named Rock Lee and the joke soon came to light)
If you learned to do Kung Fu just one toe, would that be considered βTo-Fuβ?
What do you call a red head who knows king fu?
A ginja.
My dad on vegetarians "There are a lot of "fu"s in China"
my sister- "why?"
My dad- "so they can all eat their "toes"! "
My sister- "what? "
My dad- "the fu's toes!"
Me- "toes of fu. Tofu."
My dad laughs at us for not getting it immediately.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee
Who was the best Kung fu Vegetable?
Brocc Lee.
