Pun Help: need funny saying for graduation cap

Iā€™m graduating with my Masters in MIS (Management Information Systems) and am seeking suggestions for punny graduation cap mottos or sayings that I could use related to my MIS Degree. Thanks!!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/r00nic0rn
šŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I finally graduated from college so my cynical dad surprised me with a homemade card...(x/post from r/funny) imgur.com/a/4xLXM
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ERICAAAW
šŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2013
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New Years Eve drunk dad in training

Someone else: "So what are you doing now that you're graduated?" Girl in hot tub: "I work in beer up in Portland." Me: "Do you ever come up for air?"

Nobody got it. I fear my jokes will only be funny once I reproduce.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/nadomars
šŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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