A list of puns related to "Confetti"
Me: "That's because he's a party pooper!"
Later he turned out to be a party pooper.
Daughter: the dog has a piece of confetti stuck to his butt.
Me: that's because he's a party pooper!
Edit: I can't believe somebody gave me gold for this.
Edit 2: Seriously guys. Quit giving me gold. The joke really wasn't that good.
Edit 3: yes, I have a bunch of kids named Edit.
Confetti-ate soldiers
Birthdays were always fun in our household. One of the things that I would always remember were what my dad used to do with the card envelopes. He would stuff them with confetti so that when you opened them, it would just go everywhere. He just passed recently and only after we discovered that birthday envelopes weren't the only envelopes he would do this with. Anytime he had to pay bills, he would stuff the envelope with the same sort of confetti. It just made laugh imagining the guy at the electric company opening it.
A party pooper
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