Why was the broom late for work?

He over swept 🧹

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocklobzta
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Why did the broom decide to go to bed?

He was getting sweepy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyrouge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Why did the witch get rid of her new broom?

It was a bit thin and she couldn't get used to driving a stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Go to sweep, dear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What did the broom say when he was late for the meeting ?

Sorry I swept in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agaypanda5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Did you hear the news about the shovel? It's ground breaking. But the broom?

That really swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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There's a new type of broom out

Its sweeping the nation and the competition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Which one stole your broom ma’am? Can you pick her out of a line up?

No it was Witch two officer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I think we all should use nothing but mops and brooms to clean our floors

I guess that means I'm anti-vacs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nashvulnative
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Have you heard about the new broom?

It's sweeping the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikwr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I fell in love with a broom recently.

I wiped left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StyrTD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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When asked where his two new brooms were from, Harry Potter replied:

From the bargain store down on Diagon Alley, they were a Quidditch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyBeast_Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why didn't the broom want to get out of bed

He was sweepy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I don’t know too much about brooms,

I guess I should brush up on my knowledge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_good_one877
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Why did the dust pan break up with the broom?

Because it was sweeping around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacobt380
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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what kind of mail does a witch carry her broom?

hex-press mail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/easiermarais
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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The broom told the mop:

You're always moping around. Its probably because your on your phone so much

The mop then said: ok broomer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pestopasta16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why did the broom win the dance off?

He swept away the competition.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Dad: I’M GOING TO BUY A BROOM AND CLEAN THE KITCHEN FLOOR TODAY!!!

Dad: Oh wait. It’s Wednesday. Tonight I have to be at work until 9.

Dad: I really shouldn’t make sweeping declarations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frupp110
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What about the good ol’ broom
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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What did Harry Potter say when he tripped over his broom?

"Ow !! I Hur'-my-knee !!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Generally I enjoy pushing the broom about.

That's a bit of a sweeping statement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Why was the broom late to class?

It over swept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdm4242
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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There’s a new type of broom out

it’s sweeping the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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"Sorry I'm late" said the broom

"I over swept"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What was the broom late to his meeting?

He overswept...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why was the broom late?

It overswept!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why was the broom late for work?

It overswept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertT1222
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?

It overswept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why was the broom late for work

He overswept

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoupleNovices
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Why was the broom late for work?

He over swept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thats_weird_af
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?

It overswept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Have you seen that new broom?

It’s Sweeping the nation!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?

He overswept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why was the broom late for work?

He over swept

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fava18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Did you hear about that new broom that stands on its own?

It’s sweeping the nation

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why was the broom late to work?

It over swept!!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Why was the broom late to work?

It overswept

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prunedada
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Did you hear about that new awesome broom everyone is talking about?

It’s sweeping the nation.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Why was the broom late for work?

Because he over swept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Did you hear about the new hi-tech broom?

It's sweeping the nation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MclovinCanada
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why was the broom late?

Because it overswept

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πŸ‘€︎ u/South_Arugula
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?

He overswept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?

He overswept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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The invention of the broom...

Really swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Why was the broom late for work?

It over swept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Have you heard of the new broom that just came out?

It's sweeping the nation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thememelord420_69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?

He overswept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What did one broom say to the other?

How did you sweep?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Palerthanghosts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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