Lollipops Puns

A list of puns related to "Lollipops"

Did you hear about the guy who beat up a lollipop?

He gave it a good licking.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Guess where I keep all the lollipops?

In the licker cabinet.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Why do con artists never run out of lollipops?

Because there's a sucker born every minute.

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👤︎ u/dave7243
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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A penis shaped lollipop isn’t a real present...

It’s more of a gag gift.

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👤︎ u/SenorMeeseeks27
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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What country invented lollipops?

Lick-tenstein.

Not really though. Pretty sure.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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As a doctor, whenever I hear someone crying from the waiting room that they want to get a lollipop and go home, I think to myself

They must be a little patient.

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Somebody tries fighting me while I was holding lollipop

Needless to say, he got sucker punched

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👤︎ u/DingusTickler007
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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When i was at a circus my mom bought me a clown shaped lollipop

It tasted funny

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👤︎ u/Krissi2008
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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Son: can I have a lollipop?

Dad: of course you can have a lollie, son

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Geneticist makes DNA shaped lollipop. Then helix it.
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👤︎ u/TheOmnipresentMonkey
📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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What did the doctor give the lollipop when he broke his leg

A candy cane

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👤︎ u/Kajmari
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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just quit my job at the lollipop factory

so long, suckers!

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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My dad got arrested last week for impersonating a lollipop man...

I didn't realise it at first but all the signs were there

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👤︎ u/rozzer6077
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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What did the lollipop lady say to the zebra crossing?

'You're stripping me of a job.'

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👤︎ u/JamesDavidsonLives
📅︎ Nov 11 2016
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A lollipop at a doctors office should be called...

a sicky-licky

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👤︎ u/hann1980
📅︎ Mar 24 2018
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Why do banks give out lollipops?

Because they think we're all suckers.

^^Because ^^you ^^are ^^what ^^you ^^eat...

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👤︎ u/Cardboard_Boxer
📅︎ Oct 06 2013
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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👤︎ u/Theunkillable
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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A guy in the pub dropped this on me, I've proceeded to get many a groan out of it.

Don't you find that lollipop men make you cross?

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👤︎ u/LoweJ
📅︎ Dec 09 2013
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