Why does Tomas like bubble gum?

Because he is a chew chew train

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brizzhizz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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When does bubble gum have no flavor?

Postaste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi

She hated the chews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?

Kung Fu Man Chew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rideintips
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Why did the train love bubble gum?

Cause it was a chew chew.

I got a daughter otw, and the gf got me a book of dad jokes, more to come!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepperelijah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...

It left a bad taste in my mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SixPhalaris
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?

Chew chew train.

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