Because he is a chew chew train
Improbable.
I came so close to winning but I blew it
She hated the chews
He was Boba-fettered.
Pop
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
Yes son I do.
Me: Well he's back in town and he's looking for you
I call it the HEPA-weizen.
a boba fete!
...I'll just show myself out.
Unbeliebubble
Next week the museum I work at begins a three-week run of what we call Bubblefest. There will be bubbles everywhere, a bubble laser show, all kinds of exhibits and interactive shows explaining some of the science involved with bubbles. So I need some jokes and puns to replace the old standby of "my pop is bigger than your pop!"
Foam is where the art is.
Cause it was a chew chew.
I got a daughter otw, and the gf got me a book of dad jokes, more to come!
"Well, of course I did."
"Well, he's back in town and wants your number."
My dad told this joke to me for the first time when I was like 10.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
Kung Fu Man Chew
I guess you could say we blow through them.
Any ideas on bringing Office Management and Hockey Terms together for a good team name?
A shampoodle!
He’s back in town and wants your number
As they flew away I said 'These things really take my breath away'
I got back to back groans
The boss said “pop it in the corner”. Took me five hours!
We're all ridiculously tired and the father peeps up "Looks like everyone's bubble burst"
My sigh was strong.
Chew chew train.
Me: "Yeah, why?"
Dad: "Well he's back in town and wants your number!"
