During quarantine I taught myself origami...
I’ve in-creased my output ten fold...
I started an Origami business once
Gave it up though, too much paperwork
The origami world is ruthless
It's a papercut throat business
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
I've bought a book called 'How to become an expert in Origami.'
So far, I've made over 1000 paper snow balls.
I tried to intimidate an origami artist today.
Highway is full of Origami vehicles this evening...
Traffic is described as being stationery...
What paper works best for origami aircraft?
Breaking news: a man has just been arrested for completing an origami course backwards..
We will update you as the situation unfolds.
With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.
The origami semi-finals are airing soon.
You can watch it on Paperview
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
I put all my spare cash into an origami business...
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
People who do Origami make terrible poker players...
I joined an origami club recently
They said, "Welcome to the fold."
I hated my job as an origami teacher
During lockdown my origami skills have improved...
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
Did you hear what happened to the origami club?
With so many places in lockdown, there have been more people than ever learning origami.
You might say interest has been in creasing
I took a class about origami and gambling
They told me “you gotta know how to hold em, and how to fold em.”
I enrolled in a course entitled “Basic Origami for halfwits”.
You’re probably thinking “Why?”
Well, the answer is twofold.
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting the 2020 Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
Apparently origami enthusiasts are bad at poker
I just found an origami porn site...
... but it’s paper view only.
This year’s World Origami Championship was won by a masked man from the Philippines.
He was known only as the Manila Folder!!
I was scheduled to teach a course in Origami, but then decided to give up.
meanwhile in origami tutorial vid
I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...
The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.
I was the owner of an origami business
Unfortunately we had to fold.
At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
I use to attend an Origami club.
I have got a black belt in origami
I tried playing poker with my wife's origami club
But the only thing they do is fold
I did origami with a car yesterday
what car you say? Well, a Mercedes Bendz!
I once got an origami set without instructions
I didn’t know what to make of it
It's not easy raising origami horses
You've got to know when to hold them AND when to fold them.
Breaking News: Vandals broke into the Origami Museum last night
Will keep you posted as the story unfolds.
Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo...
We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds...
Did you hear about the OTHER origami shop that went out of business?
It looked great on paper,
but they had to fold.
It had a tight name though:
“Problems in Crease.”
But with two Origami stores in the same town, the market was flat.
They just couldn’t cut it.
With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
With so many sporting events being cancelled they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship...
With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.
The national Origami Championship is on television tonight.
I took up origami for a while,
but I gave it up because it was too much paperwork.
I just found an origami porn channel
I wanted to watch the world championship of origami on tv
but it was only on paper view