During quarantine I taught myself origami...

I’ve in-creased my output ten fold...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_bradley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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I started an Origami business once

Gave it up though, too much paperwork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liamo000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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The origami world is ruthless

It's a papercut throat business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnificent-Moe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled

Too bad it’s Payperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I've bought a book called 'How to become an expert in Origami.'

So far, I've made over 1000 paper snow balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I tried to intimidate an origami artist today.

He folded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Origami_Pi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Highway is full of Origami vehicles this evening...

Traffic is described as being stationery...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What paper works best for origami aircraft?

Plane paper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kerrangutan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Breaking news: a man has just been arrested for completing an origami course backwards..

We will update you as the situation unfolds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Micktheprivz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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The origami semi-finals are airing soon.

You can watch it on Paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Real_Normal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.

It’ll be on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I put all my spare cash into an origami business...

It folded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laserspewpew_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.

It’s on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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People who do Origami make terrible poker players...

They always fold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahnvoy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I joined an origami club recently

They said, "Welcome to the fold."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Sheev
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I hated my job as an origami teacher

Too much paperwork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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During lockdown my origami skills have improved...

Tenfold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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My origami man died

R.I.P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brohemianrasputin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Did you hear what happened to the origami club?

It folded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Future_Tyrant
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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With so many places in lockdown, there have been more people than ever learning origami.

You might say interest has been in creasing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I took a class about origami and gambling

They told me β€œyou gotta know how to hold em, and how to fold em.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I enrolled in a course entitled β€œBasic Origami for halfwits”.

You’re probably thinking β€œWhy?”

Well, the answer is twofold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting the 2020 Origami competition?

I heard it's pay per view...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k-810
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Apparently origami enthusiasts are bad at poker

They're always folding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I just found an origami porn site...

... but it’s paper view only.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__kitten
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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This year’s World Origami Championship was won by a masked man from the Philippines.

He was known only as the Manila Folder!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I was scheduled to teach a course in Origami, but then decided to give up.

Too much paperwork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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meanwhile in origami tutorial vid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/astoroidman344
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...

The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejumbowumbo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I was the owner of an origami business

Unfortunately we had to fold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.

The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I use to attend an Origami club.

But it folded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/some_lerker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I have got a black belt in origami

I made it myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lfcsafima
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I tried playing poker with my wife's origami club

But the only thing they do is fold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ringgeest11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I did origami with a car yesterday

what car you say? Well, a Mercedes Bendz!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinbluecolor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I once got an origami set without instructions

I didn’t know what to make of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acuppakim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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It's not easy raising origami horses

You've got to know when to hold them AND when to fold them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyalHummingbird
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Breaking News: Vandals broke into the Origami Museum last night

Will keep you posted as the story unfolds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motleyblondie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo...

We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Did you hear about the OTHER origami shop that went out of business?

It looked great on paper, but they had to fold. It had a tight name though: β€œProblems in Crease.” But with two Origami stores in the same town, the market was flat. They just couldn’t cut it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloanautomatic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.

It will be on Paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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With so many sporting events being cancelled they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship...

It’s on paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.

They're on paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ben_Zedd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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The national Origami Championship is on television tonight.

It's on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alunde05ps
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I took up origami for a while,

but I gave it up because it was too much paperwork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I just found an origami porn channel

but it's paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/For_Sigmar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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I wanted to watch the world championship of origami on tv

but it was only on paper view

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyBlueCat
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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