BREAKING NEWS: A man has learned how to do origami backwards!
More on this story as it unfolds
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Dwayne Johnson is a master of origami...
As his apprentice, I once assisted him at an exhibition and managed to lose the cutting implement he uses to prepare the paper for folding. I canβt believe I lost The Rockβs Paper Scissors.
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︎ May 14 2021
Donβt make an origami belt.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Watched the origami world championships last night,
It was on pay-per-view.
Bit of a scam though,
Both teams folded.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I took up origami for a while
It was too much paperwork
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︎ Feb 23 2021
During quarantine I taught myself origami...
Iβve in-creased my output ten fold...
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I started an Origami business once
Gave it up though, too much paperwork
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I couldn't watch last night's origami show
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︎ Feb 02 2021
The origami world is ruthless
It's a papercut throat business
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
Too bad itβs Payperview
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Breaking news: a man has just been arrested for completing an origami course backwards..
We will update you as the situation unfolds.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I've bought a book called 'How to become an expert in Origami.'
So far, I've made over 1000 paper snow balls.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I tried to intimidate an origami artist today.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What paper works best for origami aircraft?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
The origami semi-finals are airing soon.
You can watch it on Paperview
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︎ Jul 17 2020
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
Itβll be on paper view.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Highway is full of Origami vehicles this evening...
Traffic is described as being stationery...
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︎ Nov 21 2020
With so many sporting events canceled, theyβre going to televise the World Origami Championship.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I put all my spare cash into an origami business...
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︎ Sep 01 2020
People who do Origami make terrible poker players...
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I hated my job as an origami teacher
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︎ Jun 13 2020
My origami man died
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I joined an origami club recently
They said, "Welcome to the fold."
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I took a class about origami and gambling
They told me βyou gotta know how to hold em, and how to fold em.β
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Dad out.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
During lockdown my origami skills have improved...
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Did you hear what happened to the origami club?
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︎ May 17 2020
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
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︎ Jul 08 2020
With so many places in lockdown, there have been more people than ever learning origami.
You might say interest has been in creasing
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I just found an origami porn site...
... but itβs paper view only.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting the 2020 Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
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︎ Mar 28 2020
I enrolled in a course entitled βBasic Origami for halfwitsβ.
Youβre probably thinking βWhy?β
Well, the answer is twofold.
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︎ May 28 2020
I was scheduled to teach a course in Origami, but then decided to give up.
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︎ May 19 2019
Apparently origami enthusiasts are bad at poker
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︎ Apr 11 2020
This yearβs World Origami Championship was won by a masked man from the Philippines.
He was known only as the Manila Folder!!
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︎ Feb 25 2020
meanwhile in origami tutorial vid
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︎ Jul 20 2019
I was the owner of an origami business
Unfortunately we had to fold.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...
The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
I once got an origami set without instructions
I didnβt know what to make of it
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︎ Dec 13 2018
At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
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︎ Jul 17 2019
I tried playing poker with my wife's origami club
But the only thing they do is fold
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Breaking News: Vandals broke into the Origami Museum last night
Will keep you posted as the story unfolds.
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︎ Oct 22 2018
I have got a black belt in origami
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︎ Sep 14 2019
I use to attend an Origami club.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
With so many sporting events being cancelled theyβre having to televise the World Origami Championship...
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︎ Apr 07 2020
The national Origami Championship is on television tonight.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I just found an origami porn channel
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