My co-worker dumped a small box of rubber bands looking for a paper clip. My other co-worker comes into the office and asks what happened to the rubber bands.

I responded with "It must have been that darn rubber bandit again!" That was my first really quick dad joker that I actually got complimented on!

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👤︎ u/ralyks
📅︎ Oct 22 2016
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[OC] Guess the Visual Pun
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👤︎ u/PunPics
📅︎ May 25 2020
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Me: Hey honey, where can I buy some paperclips?

Her: Staples?

Me: No, paper clips.

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📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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My son kept losing spitball wars at school. So i upgraded his straw to a semi-automatic...

By adding a paper clip

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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My dad just posted an epic dadjoke on Facebook

I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:

  • New Navy
  • Half Foods
  • Over Armor
  • Paper Clips
  • 49 Cent Store
  • Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
  • Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
  • Pier 99 Exports
  • Yankee Light Bulb
  • O.M.G. Monday's
  • Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
  • Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
  • Open Space (think about it)
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I said Cookout was one of a college kid's staples...

Dad said he heard it was one of their paper clips.

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