Ordered Spam online. Oddly, the shipping details email showed up in my regular inbox.
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My dad blew up my inbox with these last night

What's Forrest Gump's password?

-oneFORRESTone

What's red and bad for your teeth?

-A brick

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

-A plane bagel

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

-Close...A carrot

And also all of these.

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📅︎ Mar 19 2014
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My inbox is being a little rebellious today. i.imgur.com/QhTy5RG
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Why do younever buy a pair of shoes from a drug dealer?

Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.

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The discovery of the shovel was ground breaking

Edit: Didn't expect my joke to dig so deep. My inbox is soiled

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Dadjoked by mom...

Me: Oh, I just got an e-mail from 3MillionDogs.

Mom: Boy, that must be clogging your inbox.

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