Me: Hey honey, where can I buy some paperclips?
Her: Staples?
Me: No, paper clips.
My son kept losing spitball wars at school. So i upgraded his straw to a semi-automatic...
By adding a paper clip
My dad just posted an epic dadjoke on Facebook
I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:
- New Navy
- Half Foods
- Over Armor
- Paper Clips
- 49 Cent Store
- Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
- Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
- Pier 99 Exports
- Yankee Light Bulb
- O.M.G. Monday's
- Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
- Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
- Open Space (think about it)
I said Cookout was one of a college kid's staples...
Dad said he heard it was one of their paper clips.
