Bounty Paper Towels has introduced a drone which will retrieve a TV remote from anywhere in your house...
It’s the “Clicker Picker Upper.”
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
What do you call a disabled paper towel?
Did you hear about the guy shooting paper towel rolls in the wild?
With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.
But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.
I went to 3 different stores trying to find some paper towels....
I guess you could call me a Bounty hunter.
What’s the Mandalorian’s favourite paper towel?
Anyone out shopping looking for paper towels can officially call themselves...
When places ran out of toilet paper people started buying paper towel instead
I started getting death threats after wearing paper towels for a hat...
Apparently there's a Bounty on my head
A convict escapes from prison wearing paper towel shorts.
He’s now got a bounty on his head and his ass.
Paper towels and toilet paper are terrible if they’re not tearable.
Pretty sure this post is terrible too, but I just couldn’t help myself today.
What do you call a sleeping paper towel?
My 3yo Daughter came up to me saying her dolly was cold so I tore her off a piece of paper towel. She then said daddy this is a napkin.
I assure her it was quilted
We're currently investigating a roll of paper towels for murder of a mysterious red liquid.
I guess we should put a BOUNTY on it.
How is Zorba the Greek like a paper towel?
They can both 'Zorb all that Grease.
Paper towels are the worst.
They're tearable. The select-a-size ones are even more tearable!
My dad walked by and saw me cleaning the floor with paper towels...
He asked me, "what spilled?"
I told him it was milk.
He said "Hope your not crying over it", walked away and went to bed.
A pirate walks into a bar with a roll of paper towel on his head....
Bartender asks what that's all about.
Pirate says "arrrrrgh, I have a bounty on me head"
Why did the pirate wear a paper towel for a hat?
He had a bounty on his head.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel for a hat. The bartender asks, "What's with the paper towel?"
The pirate replies, "Arr, I got a Bounty on me head!"
My paper towels went missing
So I had to hire a Bounty hunter.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.
The bartender says; "hey, what's with the paper towel?" And the pirate says, "Arrr, I've got a bounty on me head!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head
The bartender asks him why it's there, to which the pirate replies, "Arrr, there be a bounty on me head!"
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a turban made out of paper towels.
Bartender: What the hell?
Pirate: Arrr, there is a Bounty on me head.
All the paper towels went missing from my house.
Fortunately my dog is a Bounty hunter.
All the paper towels in my house went missing.
I think I need to hire a Bounty hunter.
I really hate paper towels.
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