Did you hear about the guy shooting paper towel rolls in the wild?

He was a Bounty hunter.

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📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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We're currently investigating a roll of paper towels for murder of a mysterious red liquid.

I guess we should put a BOUNTY on it.

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Oct 11 2017
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Toilet Paper

Girlfriend: "How are we almost out of paper towels?"

Me: "You use way too many of them. It'd take me a month to use a roll by myself."

Girlfriend: "That's gross. I bet you think toilet paper would last that long too."

Me: "Of course."

Girlfriend: "You're so full of shit."

Me: "You're right I'd still go through a lot of toilet paper. You know why?"

Girlfriend: "Why?"

Me: "Because I'm full of shit!"

Girlfriend: Groan and eye roll

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👤︎ u/tee142002
📅︎ Jan 21 2017
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My dad proudly dad joked me this evening

We were out of paper towels in the kitchen and we keep the extra rolls in our linen closet. He was walking by so I asked him to grab a new roll. As he walked into the kitchen he announced that the paper towels were out of the closet and he supported their right to marry.

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👤︎ u/yagrandmum
📅︎ Mar 08 2015
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