A list of puns related to "Paper Towel Roll"
He was a Bounty hunter.
I guess we should put a BOUNTY on it.
Girlfriend: "How are we almost out of paper towels?"
Me: "You use way too many of them. It'd take me a month to use a roll by myself."
Girlfriend: "That's gross. I bet you think toilet paper would last that long too."
Me: "Of course."
Girlfriend: "You're so full of shit."
Me: "You're right I'd still go through a lot of toilet paper. You know why?"
Girlfriend: "Why?"
Me: "Because I'm full of shit!"
Girlfriend: Groan and eye roll
We were out of paper towels in the kitchen and we keep the extra rolls in our linen closet. He was walking by so I asked him to grab a new roll. As he walked into the kitchen he announced that the paper towels were out of the closet and he supported their right to marry.
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