What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?
Went to my psychiatrist yesterday wrapped in cellophane.
Doc said, "I can clearly see you're/your nuts."
My cat got sick, so I had to give it some pills. To make my life easier, I wrapped it up in ham.
When it couldn’t run away I could jam the pills in no problem.
What did they say to the man wrapped in Saran Wrap
Clearly I can see your nuts
What do you call a blimp wrapped in Christmas lights?
I have this incredible talent where I can identify what's inside a wrapped present.
When I was digging through the wardrobe on the weekend, I managed to find a present for the kids that I wrapped in a box last year and forgot to give them. Bargain
Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
My weird talent is always being able to tell what’s in a wrapped present.
When I moved to the city, I went to a bar where they only served individually wrapped cheese slices...
It was a cool singles bar.
This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
Not to brag, but I have this uncanny ability of guessing what’s inside a wrapped present.
You can say.....it’s a gift.
I have an ability to see into wrapped presents
Last year, my wife was so angry that I forgot to buy her a Christmas present, but that's not happening this time, because I bought her present two months ago! It's all wrapped up, sitting under the tree, waiting for her on Christmas Day!!
She's going to love these flowers!
Two peanuts were waking down the street, one was wrapped in its shell
A man visits his psychiatrist wearing only cellophane wrapped around his body
The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts."
I wrote my strategy for dealing with a specific set of circumstances in a notebook, but my friend wrapped it in aluminium paper.
have you tried that trendy okra wrapped steak recipe ever?
I did once, it was just meaty okra
A guy goes to the shrink wrapped in Saran wrap
And the shrink says, "I can clearly see you're nuts"
A wife came home to find her husband wrapped in celephane..
She said: "what is wrong with you? I'm taking you to the doctor immediately!"
She takes her husband to a psychiatrist and as soon as they walk in the psychiatrist says: "well I can clearly see he's nuts"
What did the son tell his dad after a piece of sea weed wrapped around his leg while he was swimming
My mom had a bit of a panic this morning when none of the gifts were wrapped.
My dad said not to worry. He's doing them presently.
Dad likes leftovers wrapped in waxed paper, but mom never does it.
During renovation works in my friend's appartment, they wrapped the elevator. People went into a dadjoke competition on the cardboard walls. (Link to imgur album in text)
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present.
What is always wrapped up in the present ?
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what’s inside a wrapped present.
You can say.... it’s a gift.
Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what's inside a wrapped present.
I have this weird talent where I can identify what’s inside a wrapped present.
I have this weird talent where I can identify what’s inside a wrapped present.
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