Where do bubble wraps come from?
Don't know. It popped out of nowhere.
A man walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap
The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
We are putting away our unused Christmas gift wrap materials, and my son casually comments
“They’re going to be napping papers”
My wife asked me to help her wrap presents...
So I started doing my best human beatbox impersonation.
"Yo! Yo! Presents in da hizzzzzzz!"
She wasn't as amused as I was.
Why did the kid wrap all his books in a blanket?
So that he could cover the entire syllabus.
A Greek cooked a wrap up in the air.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
I watched an old lady in a head wrap get mugged for her purse before she quickly stabbed the man and took it back.
It was a shawl shank redemption
Without saran wrap or bread clips.
Our lives would be very stale
Do you know there’s a flagpole which is 171m tall in Saudi Arabia? I can’t wrap my head around it.
I mean seriously, my arms are not long enough. Let alone my head.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
Most people really hate when cars have a super reflective wrap, they think it’s too showoffy.
Personally, I can see myself in one of them.
Just happened a few minutes ago. Whilst wrapping an easel for our daughter my better half said "how am I going to wrap this?" I replied "Easely". Not even a smile :( wasted talent here.
Wrap Up
Today someone asked me who R.S. Reynolds was.
I told them he was a wrap star.
My sister talking about Christmas: “I don’t worry about Christmas, I got it all under wraps”
Sometimes I squat down and wrap my arms around my knees and just let myself start to lean forward.
Because that's how I roll.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing Saran Wrap shorts
The shrink takes one look at him and says “I can clearly see your nuts!”
A guy walks into a doctor office wearing nothing but underwear made of clear plastic wrap. The doctor takes one look at him and says...
"Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"
What do you call it when a Tesla crashes and wraps itself around a telephone pole?
If you wrap up your fan...
...it becomes a sealing fan.
They should make bubble wrap with cherry shaped bubbles
Slick wraps giving slick captions.
A man showed up to my psychiatric practice dressed only in Saran Wrap requesting diagnosis.
I told him, “I can plainly see your nuts.”
Last night my wife said she was gonna go make a wrap.
After staring at her for a couple of moments, I asked if she was waiting for a beat or something first.
Parents are supposed to wrap empty boxes to put under the tree. Then when the children are naughty, throw one in the fire.
But what if they run out of children?
Wrap game
Friend asks for a snack
Me: "Well, help yourself to my snack draw"
Friend: "There's only wrappers"*
Me: "This is where I keep my Eminems"
My friend said that he wraps empty boxes to put under the tree. Every time one of his kids acts up,he throws them in the fireplace.
I asked him what happens when he runs out of kids?
The fish & chip shop I go to still wraps up their meals in newspaper
Yesterday I got a plaice in The Sun.
My wife asked me to help her wrap
So I laid down a sick beat with my beatboxing skills.
I wrote a essay on cling wrap.
I wanted to have an air-tight argument
I can't wrap my head around burqas.
What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?
”I can clearly see you're nuts....”
I went to my therapist's office wearing only saran wrap
He said " I can clearly see your nuts"
Guy walks into psychiatrist office wearing nothing but plastic wrap ...
Doctor takes one look at him, and says " Clearly I see you're nuts!"
A man walks into a psychologist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap around his waist.
The doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts!"
A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.....
The psychiatrist says “Sir, I can clearly see your nuts”
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
A man walks into a psychiatrist clinic wearing nothing but a plastic wrap skirt...
Doctor says: " I can clearly see you're nuts."
A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap...
The psychologist says “I can clearly see your nuts”
what did the psychologist say to the man who walked into his office in saran wrap?
I can clearly see your nuts.
“Dad, why did you wrap my birthday gift with this weird fabric?”
“I wanted my presents felt.”
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only Saran-wrap pants
The receptionist takes one look at the man and says: “Well sir, I can clearly see your nuts.”
A guy goes to the shrink wrapped in Saran wrap
And the shrink says, "I can clearly see you're nuts"
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