A guy walks into a doctor office wearing nothing but underwear made of clear plastic wrap. The doctor takes one look at him and says...

"Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvocadoHammer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Those boxes with the plastic wrap are pretty cool.

The side of it that separates the plastic is really cutting-edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd011394
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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My roomate's brother makes a duck call.

So My roomate invited me to his family Thanksgiving/holiday party yesterday. After dessert we're all sitting around and the children present are being rowdy. My roomate's brother calls them all over to our table and insists on showing them how to make a duck call. He begins ripping apart an empty soda can and wrapping it up in a very complicated fashion with a napkin and a plastic fork. He meticulously takes the top off, makes strips of metal, and winds them into this plastic fork. He carries on like this for about five minutes, the children utterly transfixed, sit watching until his creation is finally "complete". He then holds it up to his mouth, inhales, and shouts: "HERE DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhilboBaggins93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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Getting down the Christmas Decorations..

So my Pops asks if I could help him get the Christmas "stuff" down from the loft with him. We have a loft above the garage where we store seasonal decorations.

He'll go up in the loft and I'll stand on the middle of the ladder, where he hands me the plastic containers, which I'll place on the floor.

As soon as he gets up there I see that the most accessible and logical box to take down first is the one with the wrapping paper. I reach for it and he shoos me away coming up with an excuse to leave it up there for the time being.

Right then and there I knew exactly what he was doing and I couldn't stop it.

We get the absurd amount of containers down until there's only the one left. He hands it too me and says, "Whelp.. that about wraps it up. Haha."

It's not even that good and I knew it was coming for the whole half-hour, but never the less I rolled my eyes and gave him his moment of glory. He deserves it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wh33zi3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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Guy walks into psychiatrist office wearing nothing but plastic wrap ...

Doctor takes one look at him, and says " Clearly I see you're nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enganere
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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A man walks into a psychiatrist clinic wearing nothing but a plastic wrap skirt...

Doctor says: " I can clearly see you're nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe2u2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What did one man say to another man who is wearing plastic wrap?

Sir, I can clearly see you’re nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pizzamonster482
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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mental health

A guy walks into a psychiatrists office dressed only in plastic wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says "Well, I can see your nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boop108
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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