A list of puns related to "Woven"
Hugo Weaving
Nevermind. It's lamé.
A few years ago my dad and I were bored walking through a museum and came to a random painting of a woven basket filled with husks of corn. He asked me what i thought of it.
As his dad-joke apprentice i told him: "I dunno, seems kind of "Corn-y" to me"
Without missing a beat he stared at me and said "you may think it's corny, but i think it's a-Maize-ing"
I still crack up thinking about it years later
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