I got fired from my job as a stencil maker.

I guess it just wasn't cut out for me.

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👤︎ u/Oktayey
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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The set up sucks but I thought it was pretty smart

A man makes an outline of a duck and cuts it out. An egg falls right in the middle. Now he has an egg in stencil crisis

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👤︎ u/nojuicing
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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My son was crying today because he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies.

He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.

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👤︎ u/Lorinar
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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The US of Egg
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📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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If you take up drawing as a mid-life hobby, but you just can't get past tracing...

You may be having an exit-stencil crisis.

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📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Dad joked by a word document

So I'm working a summer desk job where one of my duties is to print and cut out stencils to use in labeling materials. I open up the stencils file so I can use an existing document and make sure I get the formatting right.

I was going to pick the first one when one near the bottom stood out. The document was named "Walrus". None of what the business does deals with aquatic life. All the other things are named after what they are, such as "Sheets" "Towels" etc. So, for curiosity's sake, I had to open the document--

And the stencil said "5-Foot Seal". I groaned at my desk.

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