Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
But the writing was on the wall.
Fortunately, we talked it over and agreed that I would paint over it, and the day ended sans sheriff.
That’s wrong on so many levels.
Father and son project; painting a bicycle I recently salvaged. It was my first time using spray paint...
Dad: Make sure you shake that can before spraying it on there.
Me: How long do I shake it for?
Dad: Until the marble dissolves.
After 15 minutes and a sore arm I started asking questions...
He said "do you know how to make a green banana yellow" I said I don't know he said "spray paint it"
So, we were passing through a not-so-wonderful part of town, and we drove by an old building with a wooden board with the words
"NO TRES
PASSING"
spray-painted on it like that. My dad pointed to the building and said "Look, you can't walk past that building three times or you'll get shot. No tres passing, si?" I groaned, but I knew that I would've made the same joke in his position.
I'm chatting with my girlfriend's dad about his recent ice fishing trip when he pulls out his phone and shows me a picture of his ice fishing spot.
It is just a picture of the lake-ice with a black X spray painted onto it.
I look at him, confused at first but then I realized he was kidding with me.
I tell him that he is going to have a hard time finding it next year.
He responds "I know the ice is going to melt, that's why I took a picture"
I tried to deny it, but the writing was on the wall.
I tried to deny it, but the writing was on the wall.
But the writing was already on the wall.
