My friend was arrested by the cops for spray painting graffiti, and he tried to deny that he did it.

But the writing was on the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I was almost arrested for spray painting a grocery store with my best comic sans.

Fortunately, we talked it over and agreed that I would paint over it, and the day ended sans sheriff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I know it's been done, but I couldn't resist painting my favorite pun. "Nunchucks" spray paint on canvas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kellygrl6441
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2012
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Some punk just spray-painted the word β€œwrong” on every floor in the Empire State Building.

That’s wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Who gave dad the spray paint can?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itim__office
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Still makes me laugh 10 years later

Father and son project; painting a bicycle I recently salvaged. It was my first time using spray paint...

Dad: Make sure you shake that can before spraying it on there.

Me: How long do I shake it for?

Dad: Until the marble dissolves.

After 15 minutes and a sore arm I started asking questions...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeldaWizard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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So this is what dad said today

He said "do you know how to make a green banana yellow" I said I don't know he said "spray paint it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuriousHumanMind
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2015
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Running errands today with my dad

So, we were passing through a not-so-wonderful part of town, and we drove by an old building with a wooden board with the words

"NO TRES

PASSING"

spray-painted on it like that. My dad pointed to the building and said "Look, you can't walk past that building three times or you'll get shot. No tres passing, si?" I groaned, but I knew that I would've made the same joke in his position.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danmo_96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2016
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Ice Fishing Dad Joke

I'm chatting with my girlfriend's dad about his recent ice fishing trip when he pulls out his phone and shows me a picture of his ice fishing spot.

It is just a picture of the lake-ice with a black X spray painted onto it.

I look at him, confused at first but then I realized he was kidding with me.

I tell him that he is going to have a hard time finding it next year.

He responds "I know the ice is going to melt, that's why I took a picture"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twooof
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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When I was young, I was once arrested by the cops for spray painting graffiti.

I tried to deny it, but the writing was on the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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In my younger days, I was once arrested by the cops for spray painting graffiti.

I tried to deny it, but the writing was on the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I caught my son spray painting graffiti, and he tried to deny it.

But the writing was already on the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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