I love a good snake pun.
I think they are hissterical
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Making snake puns is a piece of snake
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Snake puns for life
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[Request] Snake Puns For Game
I'm making a video game involving snakes and I'd like a random snake pun/joke to appear on each loading screen. Help Plz! I'll credit r/puns in the game.
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What do you call a snake that works for the government?
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Attila the Hun had a pet snake who refused to eat.
He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.
As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.
Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.
When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,
"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 m. long?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What gift did the snakes get from their wedding registry?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
A snake walks into a bar...
Bar tender goes, howβd you do that?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Ozymandias, king of kings, had a very capable army of snakes.
He is best known for the quote:
βLook on my worms, ye Mighty, and despair!β
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What do you call the part of the snake that isn't it's head?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
My wife hates my collection of old snake skins.
So I have to keep them in the shed.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
A snake walked into a bar
The bartender said βhow did you do that?β
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What is a snake's favorite subject?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What do German snakes say?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why are snakes measured in inches?
Because they don't have any feet
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Which kind of snakes share underwear?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
A snake walks into a bar
The bartender says βHow did you do that?β
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...
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︎ Oct 12 2020
what do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake ?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Why arenβt there any running jokes about snakes?
Maybe because it doesnβt have legs.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I don't like snakes because they have no feet.
I'm lack toes intolerant.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why did the snake plead guilty?
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?
Baa-dum-sss.
(Told by literally my dad)
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What do snakes count time in?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Baby grass snake says to her mum, am I a poisonous snake?
Mum says no baby.
The baby grass snake says, Thank god for that ive just bitten my toungue.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I canβt tell if heβs drawing snakes, mountains, teepeeβs, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What do you call a snake thats 355/113 meters long?
A Ο-thon
not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What do you call a snake that isn't wearing clothes?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
How can you tell if a snake is very prideful?
It'll have anacondascending look on its face.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
My pet snake is mad
It's having a hisssssssssssyfits
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Today I saw a snake build a web.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Why are snakes so quiet when sucking on a cough drop?
Because of the anti-HISS-tamine
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....
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︎ Nov 13 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
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︎ May 08 2020
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14m long
a π-thon
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︎ Aug 18 2020
A snake walks into a bar
The bartender asks "how did you do that?"
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︎ Aug 14 2020
What do you call a 3.14m long snake?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
My pet snake is 3.14 metres long
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︎ Jul 19 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
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