I just cant see why it won't stay still
I’ll leave out the negative jokes here.
Only the positive ones!
You can tri to stop me,
Adding these together just makes it so much better.
We may be divided because of this,
But not all jokes are made equal,
But y=Mx+b jokes are great, yet at some point we have to draw a line. It’s an especially slippery slope to go down.
Once you lose one it's a slippery slope.
I feel inclined to tell you something.
It was working out pretty well, but then it went downhill.
You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.
It's a slippery slope.
It makes them lean
The one with the lowest mew.
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope
The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!
It was a slippery slope
He remembered to add the sea.
Just push them down a slope
It’s the start of a slippery slope
The entire sport is going downhill fast.
It’s a slippery slope
I couldn't find a lake with a slope on it.
She said, “It’s a slippery slope.”
So be careful...it's a slippery slope.
It turned out to be a real slope oak.
Beginning of a Slippery Slope argument.
So many obstacles to overcome just to have gotten where they've gotten. It's a slippery slope but they always seem to manage their way back up to the top. Seasoned professionals!
I do my best to stay way from waterslides. I know they're supposedly safe, but it's a slippery slope...
Setup:
I didn't have enough speed to get past a flat area that we reached, and we were on our last run of the day. I had to unbuckle one of my boots and pushed myself to the slope. My dad was worried that we were running late and they would send ski patrol to guide us down. (We got on the lift last minute)
The joke:
dad: "what are you doing?"
me: "I was getting close to the wooded area (there was a fork) and I didn't want to run into a tree"
dad: "well hurry up and let's skedaddle ski-daddle"
I didn't get the joke until I was going back downhill, so he didn't hear how hard I groaned.
It's a slippery slope
I told him he better be careful; that's a slippery slope.
I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.
Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>
Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.
Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.
Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)
Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.
Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.
Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.
Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.
Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.
Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.
My wife: Nerds.
Me: You married me.
is a slippery slope.
is a slippery slope.
