Puppy Sleeping Puns

Before you let your kids get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.

Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.

1. Buy a lead and tie it to a big stone, walk around dragging the stone behind you.
2. Get up at 5am, go out in the pouring rain and walk up and down a muddy path, repeating good girl/boy, wee wees...poo poos, quickly please
3. Stuff your pockets with plastic bags and pick up all the poo you can find, obviously not your dogs as you have not bought it yet ??
4. Start wearing your shoes indoors, especially during muddy times
5. Collect leaves off the ground and spread them on the floor
6. Carry sticks and branches indoors and chop them up on your carpet
7. Pour cold apple juice on the rug and floor....walk barefooted over it in the dark
8. Drop some chocolate pudding on your carpet in the morning and then try to clean it in the evening
9. Wear socks to which you have made holes using a blender
10. Jump out of your favorite chair just before the movie ends and run to open the back door
11. Cover all your best clothes with dog hair, dark clothes with blond hairs and light clothes with dark hairs
12. Tip all just ironed clothes on the floor
13. Make little pin holes in all your furniture, especially chair and table legs
14. When doing dishes, splash water all over the place and don't wipe it.
15. Spread toilet paper all over the house when you leave the house and tidy up when you get back home
16. Forget any impulse holidays and/or breaks
17. Always go straight home after work or school
18. Go for walks no matter what the weather, and inspect every dirty paper, chewing gum and dead fly you might find
19. Stand at your back door at five in the morning shouting, "Bring Mr Bumble and Mr Lion in, its raining.”
20. Wake up at 3am. Place a correct size bag of flour on top of yourself and try to sleep, whilst wiping your face with a dishcloth, which you have left next to your bed in a bowl last week.
    Repeat everyday over 6 months and if you still think getting a puppy sounds like a good idea, Congratulations, you might be ready for your kids to get your puppy.

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

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Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!

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Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

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The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.

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How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!

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No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”.

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A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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What animals are on legal documents? Seals!

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Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

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Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.

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Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!

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How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!

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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Dockyard: A physician’s garden.

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What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!

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The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.

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“What’s purple and 5000 miles long?” “Ooh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”

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Every calendar’s days are numbered.

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This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”

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I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.

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What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!

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When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).

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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.

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A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

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Mom: "Hey how about this one?" (points to a sleeping dog)

Sister: " Look at this one!" (points to a puppy)

Dad: "What about this one?" (points to a damn stuffed animal)