My friend was explaining at length about how he was digging holes in his back yard for water.

He was boring.

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What is the area of a circular piece of dough, where the slice length is "z" and the rise is "A"

Pi(z)(z)(A)

Edit: Volume not area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hctibasiaixelsyd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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After my haircut I wasn’t really happy with the length...

Until it grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axxolot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.

"Ode no!" I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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A horse walks into a bar with a maths problem that says 'If a shape has a width twice the size of its length, which is the greatest in size?'

The barman says 'y, the long face'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I'm having trouble measuring my dog's paw length

The ruler is saying 2 inches but my eyes are saying it's a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaTb0i8u
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Today someone has stolen a rock which measures 1760 yards in length.

That must be some kind of milestone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suave_Sidd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?

It all depends on the conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The420Wizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadacolt45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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TIL the maximum length of the human penis is 11,9 inches

Any longer and it's a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/screamlllll
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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When making a talking point, always multiply length by width by height...

...it speaks volumes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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A length of rope walks into a bar...

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope here." The length of rope leaves, and comes back later with a disguise. The bartender says "I just told you, we don't serve rope here." The rope decides that he'll get stronger and force his way into the bar. So, he starts stretching and exercising, twisting himself around, and rubs his back against the brick wall to build pain tolerance. When he returns to the bar, the bartender looks at him. "Weren't you the length of rope I kicked out earlier?"

"No," the rope responds. "I'm a frayed knot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirstBoulevard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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How do you measure the length of a grapevine?

In vine yards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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If a crystal grows to exactly 1609.344 meters in length...

... is it a milestone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfairy
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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The perfect length of time for a nap is 32 minutes.

I've done some pretty exhaustive research on this.

Courtesy of my Dad this Thanksgiving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daphodil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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What do you call a snake that's roughly 3.14m in length?

A Ο€thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SLBen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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What do you call a Santa Claus whose legs are different lengths?

Slanta Claus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoNotLookDown
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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If you measure the length of your thumb, you now have a consistent measuring tool with you at all times.

In other words, a consistent rule of thumb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sykilik101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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/u/DaftYao asks for pictures of hair length examples from different clipper guards. /u/815josh complies.

http://www.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/27ru6x/pictures_of_hair_length_from_different_clipper/ci3wu6m?context=3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuskenRaiders
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2014
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I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length…

Must be some kind of milestone…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length…

Must be some kind of milestone…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length

Must be some kind of milestone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length.

Must be some kind of milestone.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length.

Must be some kind of milestone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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