A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky
The husband says, it’s reindeer
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
1986, The Chernobyl reactor exploded, releasing a bright, radioactive beam into the sky. People in towns away stared at it in awe.
They must've thought that it was pretty rad
Honey, you are the sun that lights my sky.
I'm glad you're there, but god I hate looking at you.
Sky diving is the scariest thing I've ever, ever.....
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
A young boy and his dad laid on the grass, looking at the sky. The boy asked, "Dad, will you teach me about the sky?"
The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
As I lay in bed, looking up at the many thousands of stars in the night sky, I think to myself...
WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?
Somewhere in the skies, Otto is smiling…
Whilst soaring through the skies, Peter Pan got stuck in a tree
Which means he'll probably Neverland
My dad used to say "the sky's the limit"
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
Why shouldn't blind people sky dive??
I see Sky News saying this whole Boris Johnson thing is unpresidented...
don’t they mean unprimeministered ?
I couldn’t figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
2 cowboys were riding along and one saw a tree with bacon dangling from the branches. One called out saying "Look a Bacon Tree!" As they went closer to have a look they were confronted with a sky full of arrows. The other cowboy yelled:
This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.
Why do you say when you spot a flying Jedi in the sky ?
Why is a rock that fell from the sky more delicious than one you find on the ground?
My dogs started playing “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”
Should’ve known since they are the Beagles..
You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
At least he gets a good view of the sky...
Friend: "I created the brightest star in the night sky."
Me: "You can't possibly B Sirius."
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.
Why do blind people hate sky diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
What holds the sun up in the sky?
A woman and a man were talking when suddenly a bird appeared from the sky
The bird looked them straight in the eyes and cawed four times.
The man and woman were very confused until the bird said.
When does Sky News go live?
When you look at the sky and see the moon
You're looking at a subtle light
My parents always told me I can be anything I wanted, the sky's the limit
This made me sad because I wanted to be an astronaut.
If someone falls out of the sky, and lands on a church...
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
i threw some peas into the sky
I installed a sky light in my apartment.
The people upstairs were not happy at all.
Dad: Be careful standing near those trees. Me: Why? The sky is clear, there's no chance of lightning.
Dad: I don't know really, they just look kind of shady to me.
When I was growing up, my dad always used to tell me, “The Sky’s the Limit!”
He was never supportive of my dreams of becoming an astronaut.
Pennies and quarters rain from the sky
“Wow!” I say. “It’s climate change!”
Man, the sky looks so PLANE.
Damn christ is high up in the sky!
When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?
There are more geese on that side
My dad always used to say, "The sky's the limit!"
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night:
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