What wiggles and jiggles in the sky?
A jellycopter
When geese fly in a V-shape through the sky, why is one side of the V always longer than the other?
because there are more geese on that side..
What holds the sun up in the sky
Sunbeams
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
My 6yo laid this one on me and I hadn't heard it before so thought it might be enjoyed here
Somewhere in the skies, Otto is smilingβ¦
1986, The Chernobyl reactor exploded, releasing a bright, radioactive beam into the sky. People in towns away stared at it in awe.
They must've thought that it was pretty rad
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.
I couldnβt figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
Why do you say when you spot a flying Jedi in the sky ?
Look... Skywalker!
You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
My dogs started playing βLucy in the Sky with Diamondsβ
Shouldβve known since they are the Beagles..
Friend: "I created the brightest star in the night sky."
Me: "You can't possibly B Sirius."
There are more planes under the oceans than there are submarines up in the skies. Let that sink in...
Damn christ is high up in the sky!
I wondered what that thing in the sky was.
Then it hit me...
What Jewish light phenomenon occurs in the northern sky?
Menorah borealis
I see a bird flying high in the sky...
And I tell myself βHe knows whatβs up.β
When he taught his students about the brightest star in the night sky, also known as the Dog Star,
he was Sirius about it.
My wife noted an unusual number of hawks in the sky today.
I responded "maybe they're part of a hawk-y team!"
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams
When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?
There are more geese on that side
What wobbles in the sky?
A jellycopter!
