What wiggles and jiggles in the sky?

A jellycopter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lanikint
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2021
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When geese fly in a V-shape through the sky, why is one side of the V always longer than the other?

because there are more geese on that side..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qwerk-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2021
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What holds the sun up in the sky

Sunbeams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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What language do things that fly in the sky speak....

Plane english

My 6yo laid this one on me and I hadn't heard it before so thought it might be enjoyed here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmyhiggo
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Somewhere in the skies, Otto is smiling…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingtiger79
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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1986, The Chernobyl reactor exploded, releasing a bright, radioactive beam into the sky. People in towns away stared at it in awe.

They must've thought that it was pretty rad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackKnightiscool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrscottib23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?

I guess you can say the baby was airborne

Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wise_Guy_Plato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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I couldn’t figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky

This much is plane to sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/link7934
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why do you say when you spot a flying Jedi in the sky ?

Look... Skywalker!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:

"Where the fuck is my roof?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasAllenSimms
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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My dogs started playing β€œLucy in the Sky with Diamonds”

Should’ve known since they are the Beagles..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Friend: "I created the brightest star in the night sky."

Me: "You can't possibly B Sirius."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Robots in the skies.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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There are more planes under the oceans than there are submarines up in the skies. Let that sink in...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenhamef
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Pi in the sky?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/palpameme_66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Damn christ is high up in the sky!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/paper-machete56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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I wondered what that thing in the sky was.

Then it hit me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemonSniper46
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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What Jewish light phenomenon occurs in the northern sky?

Menorah borealis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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I see a bird flying high in the sky...

And I tell myself β€˜He knows what’s up.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maybe-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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When he taught his students about the brightest star in the night sky, also known as the Dog Star,

he was Sirius about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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My wife noted an unusual number of hawks in the sky today.

I responded "maybe they're part of a hawk-y team!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfofurn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2015
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What holds the sun up in the sky?

Sunbeams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?

There are more geese on that side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OstidTabarnak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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What wobbles in the sky?

A jellycopter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henryblueskin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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