My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on the knees to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Did you know some people have 5 knees?
A right knee, a left knee, a wee nee, a kidney and a hiney.
Edit: Those with both kidneys would have 6!
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What kind of fish has two knees?
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︎ May 03 2021
Sometimes I like to tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
Thatβs just how I roll.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
When the moon hits your knees, you mispronounce countries...
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I had pain my knees, but with the help of my doctor, I feel better.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
My knees [OC]
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Do Penguins Have Knees?
Or just Bee's Knees suits?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Three knees
My father used to insist he could drive with 3 knees (with hands off wheel). When asked what knees, he said;
"My right knee, my left knee, and me wee knee!"
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︎ Oct 24 2020
My wife's knees hurt...i tild her she needs knee braces
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︎ Apr 18 2020
The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think itβs nuts.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...
I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.
I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I donβt know how you guys get home every night but, I squat down, put my head between my knees and fall forward.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
My sister always gets mad whenever I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
Iβm sorry but thatβs how I roll.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Knees
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︎ Dec 23 2017
Artificial knees should be called phoknees.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
A man was about to propose to his fiance but as soon as he got down on his knees, his fiance started laughing.
It was a fun knee moment.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Inch-high knees
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︎ Aug 10 2018
This was the beeβs knees!
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︎ Jul 09 2019
I bring my knees to my head and lean forwards...
...that's just how I roll.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Sometimes I squat down, hold my knees to my chest, and lean forward
Because thatβs how I roll.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
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︎ Jan 30 2021
When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees
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︎ Sep 15 2020
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What do you call a fish with two knees?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call a fish with two knees?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Sometimes i tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Sometimes I touch my knees to my chest and lean forward,
Thatβs just how I roll.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
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︎ Feb 02 2020
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
What do you call a fish with two knees?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish of course!
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︎ May 11 2020
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
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︎ May 28 2019
What do you call a fish with 2 knees?
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︎ May 19 2020
What do you call a fish with two knees?
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Sometime I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
But that's just how I roll
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︎ Jan 24 2020
As a doctor, Iβm addicted to hitting my patients on the knees to test their reflexes.
I really get a kick out of it.
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︎ Aug 26 2018
What do you call a fish with two knees?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
The instructor in my self defense class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think itβs nuts
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Sometimes I like to sit holding my knees to my chest.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
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