My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on the knees to test their reflexes.

He really gets a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Did you know some people have 5 knees?

A right knee, a left knee, a wee nee, a kidney and a hiney.

Edit: Those with both kidneys would have 6!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What kind of fish has two knees?

A two knee fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sorrytoolat
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Sometimes I like to tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucille68
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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When the moon hits your knees, you mispronounce countries...

Singapore!

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I had pain my knees, but with the help of my doctor, I feel better.

It was a joint effort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/refward
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My knees [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yayo361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was not worth the trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Do Penguins Have Knees?

Or just Bee's Knees suits?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidmentat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Three knees

My father used to insist he could drive with 3 knees (with hands off wheel). When asked what knees, he said;

"My right knee, my left knee, and me wee knee!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whiskey--Jack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My wife's knees hurt...i tild her she needs knee braces
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.

Personally, I think it’s nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...

I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.

I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I don’t know how you guys get home every night but, I squat down, put my head between my knees and fall forward.

That’s how I roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueholeload
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My sister always gets mad whenever I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward

I’m sorry but that’s how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darraghq16
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Knees
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amessersmith109
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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Artificial knees should be called phoknees.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubbernipple
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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A man was about to propose to his fiance but as soon as he got down on his knees, his fiance started laughing.

It was a fun knee moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohitszie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Inch-high knees
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hassaan18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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This was the bee’s knees!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeenjaFeesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I bring my knees to my head and lean forwards...

...that's just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoll_boi_fire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Sometimes I squat down, hold my knees to my chest, and lean forward

Because that’s how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleverless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward

That's just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees

Sycamore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes.

He really gets a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A blowfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multiplefroggs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward.

That's just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Sometimes i tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

Thats just how i roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.

That's just how I roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That's just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to test their reflexes.

He really gets a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Sometimes I touch my knees to my chest and lean forward,

That’s just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackdaking746
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward

That’s how I roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward

That’s just how I roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Master-Salamander
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.

That's just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish of course!

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My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to test their reflexes.

He really gets a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What do you call a fish with 2 knees?

A 2knee fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hiesenbooger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Sometime I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward

But that's just how I roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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As a doctor, I’m addicted to hitting my patients on the knees to test their reflexes.

I really get a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to test their reflexes.

He really gets a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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The instructor in my self defense class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.

Personally, I think it’s nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Sometimes I like to sit holding my knees to my chest.

It’s how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loonmaster2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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