I just squeezed the shampoo bottle a little too hard

Head and Shoulders on my knees and toes, knees and toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Got my gf good last week

So me and my gf were on the way back from a Front Bottoms concert in London, getting a lift back with her dad and shes telling the story of the night to him when she gets onto the topic of her photography and says:

"I love my new camera, I was able to zoom in & retain great quality! I got some sweet pictures of the lead singers head and shoulders"

To which I chimed in with:

"Yeah, you should have tried to get his knees and toes as well!"

I can still hear the groans now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12Skip-a-few99100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2016
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