Clock tower maintenance workers are going on strike!
“It’s about high time,” commented the union representative.
The leaning tower of pina
I couldn't make it to the top of the tower in Paris...
As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”
I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”
Did you know that if you took the Eiffel Tower apart and laid each piece end to end...
you could go to jail for a very long time?
I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic...
Without all those tourists helping hold it up.
What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?
What do you call an Expensive Bell Tower?
My friend texted me saying he jumped off a tower, I said yeah right...
He says ‘I’m dead serious!’
What is brown, wrinkled, and lives in a tower?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
What do you call a broken tower of cheese?
How many animals did the king keep on the top of his tower?
During George's administration, the Taliban flew a plane into the twin towers
I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.
why is my pasta 10° burnt or the tower is 10° leaning?
A guy once fell from the Eiffel Tower, and survived
From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"
The Tower of Pisa was trying hard to remain politically neutral...
...but it was leaning too far right!
Saying the wealthy sit in their ivory towers is really just saying that the rich like Tuskeny-inspired architecture
If it only bounced off the Twin Towers! RIP
We were in awe when a man jumped off the Eiffel Tower...
That was, until we saw his parischute
What is it called when Jamie pushed Bran down the tower?
When my family went to France I made sure we avoided the Eiffel tower because I was afraid it would suck our blood.
What does Sauron do when his tower isn't accessible enough?
Two cell towers were married yesterday
The reception was amazing!
The leaning tower of pizza
I dropped my phone from the top of the Eiffel Tower
It's ok, it was in airplane mode
What did the tower say to the Cup
Considering the Leaning Tower of Pisa, my daughter asked: Why don't the fix it?
Me: "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."
Daughter: 'blank stare'
Inner dialogue: "A wasted talent [Dad Jokes]."
That Eiffel tower is an eyeful!
If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?
A man was interviewed about falling off the Eiffel Tower and surviving
"What happened?"
"Eiffel."
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
Dad just texted me saying he just made the EYEffel tower.
Temperatures in Fahrenheit tower over temperatures in Celsius.
They're very far in height
I was building a tower out of blocks and decided to use a box fan at the bottom
Did you here about the 2 antenna towers getting married?
The ceremony was ok, but the reception was great!
What do cell towers in Mexico make?
Why are the Eiffel Tower's lights so bright?
French resistance is low.
What does Tapeworm and The Eiffel Tower Have In Common
What's brown and swings from the bell tower ?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
I once fell from the Eiffel tower and survived
I now call it the "I fell tower"
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