Or maybe later . . .

Me: I need to make one of those diagrams that uses two overlapping circles.

Wife: Venn?

Me: Right now.

Wife: speechless eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wordsonascreen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Dadjoked my girlfriend at dinner.

So we were eating dinner tonight, which is a rare treat because our work hours don't leave much overlapping free time. I had a dark glass with white wine with dinner. She asked what I was drinking, and I decided to recall a friend's joke.

Gf: boss_ginger, what are you drinking? Me: Oh, just water. Do you want it? I can pour another glass. Gf: Please, thank you. takes sip ... Gf: This is wine... Me: Raises hands into the air, leans back in chair Praise the LORD and his miracles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boss_ginger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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"Soon" -dad style
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nudebuddah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2013
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Last day of Junior High P.E.

Today,The kids were asked to put everything from their lockers into garbage sack before they could play basketball. Several "look how big my sack is/quit touching my sack" jokes followed. I said, "quit talking about your sacks, or you won't be able to play with the balls." Apparently dadjokes overlap with junior high jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IthinkIwannaLeia
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2015
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