What did the leftovers covered with aluminum say?
My wife told me to stop eating Christmas leftovers out the fridge
But I just can’t quit cold turkey
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?
No but I’ll wrestle you for them.
My New year's resolution is to stop binge eating Xmas leftovers...
I'm going to quit cold turkey.
To avoid getting addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...
...it's time to quit cold turkey.
My waiter asked me if I wanna box for my leftovers.
I said, "No but I'll wrestle you for them."
I hate Thanksgiving leftovers...
I’m quitting cold turkey.
I’m addicted to thanksgiving leftovers....
My family tells me that after two weeks, I have to quit cold Turkey.
What do you call leftover lettuce?
I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.
I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.
This year, I'm swearing off Thanksgiving leftovers...
I'm quitting cold-turkey.
I cannot stop eating leftover Thanksgiving. It's becoming a real problem.
I just need to quit cold turkey.
The waiter approached me as I finished eating and asked, “you wanna box for those leftovers?”
I replied, “No, I hate violence. May I just pay for it with my card?”
What do you call leftover salad?
I shouldn't have had that leftover sushi...
Waiter: Do you wanna box for your leftover food?
Dad: No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator
I told him of course not - I ate them in the living room
The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"
I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."
When getting ready to leave the restaurant, our hot waitress noticed by leftovers and asked: “do you wanna box for that?”
I said: “I’d rather wrestle for it”.
Me: "We had ribeye for supper, you can microwave some leftovers if you are hungry." Son: "No, y'all ate it all."
Me: "What!? There must be some missed steak!"
My wife decided to put a bunch of leftover chicken bones in the crockpot so we can make a lot of soup at home as this thing drags on
When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"
My coworker keeps yelling about the tray of leftovers in the staff fridge stinking up the break room...
I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it
My wife asked me the best way to heat up her leftovers
I told her to put some hot sauce on it.
What did the leftover food say when it's put into the fridge?
I'm addicted Christmas Dinner leftovers...
...but it's hard to give up cold turkey.
See, the thing about T.V dinners is that you don’t get leftovers...
Today, at lunch, my wife almost threw out her leftover wonton soup.
I immediately stopped her and asked for a to go container. I won’t stand by and allow acts of wonton destruction.
Y'know, the day after Thanksgiving always brings back memories of an old friend of mine who was addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers
He's okay now though, he quit cold turkey
So my daughter was eating leftover baked beans for lunch, and she said really likes them...
I told she could be my Beanie Baby!
MRW I throw away my girlfriends leftover Mexican food.
If anyone needs a tip on where to store leftover Halloween candy...
I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve.
The Waitress saw me and my gf were wrapping up our meals. "Y'all wanna box for your leftovers?"
"I'm not much of a boxer, but I'll wrestle you for them."
What do you call leftover shit stains in the toilet bowl?
Waiter: do want a box for your leftovers?
Me: no. But I’ll wrestle you for them!
I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...
I had to quit cold turkey.
I didn't reheat my Thanksgiving leftovers
Even though I quit cold turkey
I used to be addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the fridge
But then I quit cold turkey.
Do you want a box for your leftovers?
No, but I'll wrestle you over them.
My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
The waiter asked me if I wanted a box for the leftovers...
So I said, "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?
No, but I’ll wrestle you for them!
Waiter: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
No. But I'll wrestle you for them.
Waiter: Do you wanna box for the leftover?
Me: No, but I'll wrestle you for them.
I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers.
I had to quit cold turkey.
I'm addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers.
It's really hard to quit cold turkey
Waiter: Do you wanna box for your leftovers?
Dad: No, but I'll wrestle you for them.
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