A Very Cool Pun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
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Cool pun
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A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!

Some cool and PUnny PUns

https://generatorfun.com/pun-generator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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Can you make a cool pun out of my name?

My name is ida and I’m looking for cool puns related to my name. A lot of my friends say idaboss or ida-no but it kind of stops there.

Haha any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iyhui
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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I found this cool pun
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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what a COOL pun...

https://preview.redd.it/gqskt12ai9331.png?width=419&format=png&auto=webp&s=790d2ca690ba4a66f249fc2f762ed93aabc918f3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headintheskye
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Cool pun i found in r/gaming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Cool pun

"It's 1Β°C, very cold in here."

"It's cool; Just chill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarlemShakespeare
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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There's way more cool stuff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stont753
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not to start any debate but..blue is cool.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lockmessedup998
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Not cool Dad...not cool

So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...

IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stneutron
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Ants are cool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolpopicl-5000
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My dad just told be a cool joke about drums

I thought I’d snare it with you guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keeeeeeeeeev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?

Because there's an AC in DC.

(Someone improve this joke.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turn_ncough
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My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.

I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salawm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lindomontoya
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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How are u doing fellow cool kids
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
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Why quantum computing is cool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Just got back from Lowe’s where I picked up a cool new gadget.

Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.

It’s real Cutting Hedge Technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krusty100
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....

It's a fuckin rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumbbookknurd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What's the difference between a hot guy or a cool guy?

The temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous8776
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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How does a Russian cool themselves down on a hot day?

They have a Cold War

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not__Joe69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What makes my pc so COOL? That thing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoCate
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Found out I could talk to dead people, I thought it be cool but...

Its a newsense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KeyFlavor
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What does a Rastafarian use to keep his beer cool in the hot tub?

A jah-koozie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsblues
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.

Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, "Cool! I wanna watch!"

I said, "Why? You're cell phone tells time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redhot_ginga
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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You're cool
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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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When the wife asks if you’re cool with paper plates

And you say, how much is it per plate?

(Pay-per plate)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
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Netflix is suggesting a cool documentary about Prague...

...I'll Czech it out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pwrd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Some people might think transparent cars seems like a cool idea, but I don’t.

I would steer clear of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Why is the letter B so cool?

Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC

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I used to think toking weed and snorting lines of coke made me a cool guy

but it was all just smoke and mirrors.

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You know what would be cool?

Another ice age

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I repurposed a few of my old watches, mad a really cool belt out of them.

My wife said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enganere
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How do celebrities stay cool

They have many fans

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Sleight of foot would be a cool β€œfeat” for a DnD character though
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I saw a cool movie on Netflix on migratory water fowl.

It was a great duckumentary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Very cool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/messiIO
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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How does Rapunzel keep cool in the summer?

By using her hAIR conditioner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldeagle77
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Heaven is soo cool!

But Hell is definitely hotter.

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Was the fire cool?

No it was warm

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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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How do celebrities stay cool?

They have many fans.

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