I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
There could be a salad dressing
Woke up last night to a commotion coming from the refrigerator...
I opened it and Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg started blasting out of it. I asked my wife, "Did you buy some green onions today?"
"Yeah," she said. "Why?"
"I think you picked up a couple of rapscallions."
If it weren't for the t.v. and refrigerator being in different rooms....
I'd never get any exercise.
People often ask me why I am willing to build barriers preventing the flow of water for anyone who asks...
I tell them it's because I give a dam.
Which rapper can you find in the refrigerator?
I got you a refrigerator for your birthday.
I can’t wait to see your face light up when you open it.
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.
Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Open the door
Put the elephant in
Close the door.
How do you put a lion in a refrigerator?
Open the door
Remove the elephant
put the lion in
Close the door
There was a meeting of all of the animals in the jungle. Who didn't show up?
The lion. He was still in the refrigerator.
Is your refrigerator running?
I was hoping to vote for it.
My addiction to refrigerated poultry has gone too far
Hey, is your refrigerator running?
Good. I'd vote for it over Trump or Biden any day.
What did the cop say after opening Jeff Dahmer's refrigerator ?
"He really had a cool head."
Why are refrigerator shelves hipsters?
They were there before it was cool.
Is your refrigerator running?
Because at this point I’d vote for anyone other than who currently is...
You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
What did the ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door?
Close the door, I’m dressing!
Let the puns flow through you
My kid asked me again how variables work
I sighed and said, "Okay, for the nth time..."
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
Refrigerators look kinda boring
But actually they're pretty cool
what did the dude say when they invented refrigeration?
Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
A pun that really flows off the tongue
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.
But now it’s all water under the fridge.
What did the plate say to the refrigerator?
"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"
My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator
I told him of course not - I ate them in the living room
My said she wanted to be seen in something long and flowing.
So i t pushed her in to the river!
My next door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because..
What a flow!
Egypt has sent a warning to Ethiopia not to block the Nile, but really, Ethiopia doesn't give a dam about it
My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator
Why did the girl blush when she opened the refrigerator?
She saw the salad dressing
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it
Lettuce commence on the refrigerator puns!
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.
Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, gently slide them under your refrigerator.
Soon, it’ll be water under the fridge.
Is your refrigerator running?
Because I might vote for it...
I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it.
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
Is your refrigerator running?
Because at this point, it’s got my vote.
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.
Soon it will be water under the fridge.
My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,
but now it's just water under the fridge.
Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door?
In case there’s a salad dressing
My wife was livid when I dropped some ice and it went under the refrigerator.
It's just water under the fridge now.
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