Hvac Puns

I studied asbestos I could...

Probably should have insulated my grade a little better...

I'll tell you something working in HVAC sucks... Other times it blows...

In a duct bank.

They had to get their ducts in a row.

He just needed somewhere to vent.

but I just need t(w)o vent(s) right now.

GF: Babe, wake up, the AC isn't working and it's 80 degrees in here

Me: Thats not cool at all

The Door guy showed up late. He always likes to make an entrance

It looked like foul play. The mason wasn’t a suspect. He had a concrete alibi. The night of the accident he said he was with his girlfriend. She confirmed this. There was a wall of evidence. Consequently his alibi was rock solid and not just a facade. There was damning evidence that it was the plumber. They figured his alibi, that he was at the casino, wouldn’t hold water. But cameras showed fluid betting all night. This, obviously, threw a wrench in the investigation. The investigators followed a lead to the electrician. He had a shocking secret. It seems the electrician had been charged with battery only months earlier. But it was a dead end. They looked at the HVAC installer, but his alibi was airtight. Next, they tried to nail the Roofer, as he had been spouting off about the victim the day of the accident. But the roofer had been hammered all day. There was no way they could paint him as the cunning mastermind.

Then they saw the writing on the wall: the painter had both motive and opportunity. He was seen canvassing the accident site a few strokes before midnight when the accident occurred. The victim fell off a faulty ladder that was covered in finger paint. It seems the victim and the painter had a few brush-ins before. And it wasn’t a pretty picture. The painter was indicted, but despite all the evidence, the charges didn’t stick and the jury let him roll off clean.

Me: "Hey so I finally got a job interview as an engineer for an HVAC company."

Dad: "That's cool! Or hot!"

Spot on dad.