They have OnlyFans.
Because it isn't a fan
Get outta hair!
Is it the foamer or the lather
Damn. What a unit.
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems
I lost my cool.
Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.
Dad: did you shampoo it first?
Me: what?
Dad: the air.
Me: ....
They both become useless after opening windows.
I'm not a fan.
It loses its cool.
Must’ve been a pretty cool guy
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
It keeps hyperventilating.
It’s not cool until he arrives
What a cool idea
Your clients are never cool.
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
My wife was giving our four year old a bath, and she mentioned that I don't always use the tangerine conditioner on her hair.
Wife: Daddy needs to use the conditioner every time her washes your hair. Daughter: Conditioner is made from oranges. They make it from the juice. Me: Yup. They make it from the Jews. That's why conditioner had such a holi cost. Wife: Why did I marry you?
...she's not that hot.
http://i.imgur.com/VPKakE3.jpg
They have onlyfans.
Not a fan.
